And the link -http://youtu.be/ox0bXYPamX4
Thursday 13 February 2014
If Asimo the robot was a cat he would be... Asimog!
In my video "Asimog" the cat version of Asimo, like Asimo runs, in that slightly lolloping sweet way but instead of Japanese women, steers himself around another toy cat! He also picks up a cup but drinks the contents instead of pouring it. Asimog meows robotically and waves and welcomes just like Asimo does. If Asimo the super cute waving jumping white robot born from Hondas engineers was a cat, he would be something like this...
In my video "Asimog" the cat version of Asimo, like Asimo runs, in that slightly lolloping sweet way but instead of Japanese women, steers himself around another toy cat! He also picks up a cup but drinks the contents instead of pouring it. Asimog meows robotically and waves and welcomes just like Asimo does.
Aurora toy cat who played Asimog was a very sweet patient kitty who was ok about me fitting the Asimo robot outfit I made for her, and played her part well.
To see the real Asimo in action visit http://youtu.be/yND4k4NMOqu and www.asimo.honda.com
I have also attached a photo of the real Asimo here sourced from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASIMO
and http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8876686/Honda-Asimo-robot-advances-in-leaps-and-bounds-html.
JASMINE THE HUMAN X
Toy cats do painting!
AURORA "Well its all mad but its better than you slashing the sofa with claw lines. Jasmine only likes lines on her men and on her incredible paintings."
PERSITA "Yowl. Yeah but artists are supposed to be angry and rebellious. Trouble is they think sex and drugs is rebellious and its boring. And most of their paintings are. Nudes and bunches of flowers. *Cat Yawn*"
AURORA "Well my video here is not boring or pretend artist rebellion. I have transcended the medium of paint on canvas to paint shapes in THE AIR WITH BRUSHES!"
PERSITA "How airy furry purry. Talking of air I painted myself as God in a cloud because cats are Gods and I am Lord God Pussification of the heavenly Deities of the Whisker World. "
AURORA "I painted myself as a Midi de Faun from ballet with delicate leaves and a sweet poise"
PERSITA "What a supurrrise. Fairy furry Aurora."
JASMINE "Before this ends up into a cat battle of who is the best toy cat artist, let the human intervene. You are both very good and unique, there are no other toy cat artists and you paint interesting subjects from a cats point of view. Aurora is very neat and cleans stray splashes of paint off her fur and floor and Persita... Er... well um... "
AURORA "Is a mess and doesnt. "
Ah the tribulations and meowations of toy cat sensitive artistic tempers!
X
Thursday 6 February 2014
Technorati Code and Cat Spies!
EARTHA CAT SAYS "Technorati, here is the code you asked to put in our blog. Meowsalinas! Its like being spies in macs on lonely street corners."
PERSITA "Cat-a Hari."
PERSITA "And talking of spies and war and things here is a photo of me as World War One Cat with a colander and ice cream stick as my gun! Jolly good and spiffo cat chaps and watch for the toy Wolf pack. "
Meow for now X The toy cats.
Wednesday 5 February 2014
Jasmine's Surreal Unusual Cat art!
I am a surreal unusual cat artist with 40+ exhibitions, including Garboushan Beverly Hills and National Birman champion cat show in Carnforth (a stall with my cat cards and prints). I was invited onto the Bbc tv to discuss the Liverpool Biennial in 2008 and also have an IBook out "A Surrealist Life".
My work has been described as "Genius, one of the most gifted and original artists ever seen" by Charles Moffat of the Lilith Gallery Toronto.
Here are 5 of my acrylic on canvas works.
1 Aurora Ice Cream 50s girl
2 Tab Tab Tabby Fish Flower
3 Cat is a Waterfall (a waterfall fusion with a cat as two great forces of nature become one)
4 Persita Leopard Beehive World
5 3 Eyed B Movie Alien cat with flying saucers of milk.
For my biography and art see www.artwanted.com/wonderful
Thank you
Jasmine Maddock
AURORA "Naturally Jasmine put the painting of ME first. Because I am ultimate meowvalas beauty. "
PERSITA "She put the one of me last as its the weirdest and most unusual so you recall it most."
EARTHA "She, she DID NOT PUT ONE OF ME IN. Meowllllayowllymeowahowl!"
JASMINE "Its because I have just recently got you and have not painted you yet. I will do one soon"
EARTHA Xcat smooch Jasmine X
Monday 3 February 2014
Lets get Mews-ical!
Hello our loyal and new readers. Did you know I am a rawk God toy cat and
with Aurora the silly yellow furball am in a tribute band called Mews with Aurora as Cat Bellamy? I cant
give a rawk salute with my paws but can play guitar with my claws!"
AURORA " I am not a silly yellow
furball. Coming from a prematurely grey cat, thats funny. "
PERSITA "Mature, mature."
AURORA "Like aged cheddar."
PERSITA "Yeah but you are cheddar
coloured! Anyway... Check out our rawk video of Aurora yellow cheese
with her cardboard guitar rawking as Mews on YouTube-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=eYne-doGT9I
PERSITA "And just look at us after our gig. Having it large on a wicker chair with Catbrew in huge glasses! Yeah we rawk hard and drink hard."
AURORA " Persita you drank one glass and you fell over. Some rawk God.
Now, why not tell the readers about your fantastic toy cat painting?"
PERSITA "Yeah its fantastic. A surreal
masterpiece of me, naturally, as Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters but with 5 heads. The Five Headed Toy Cat Rock
God."
JASMINE (human)- Yes its unusual but our furry
toy felines paint their own paintings of themselves in unusual situations.
They use acrylics and splash paint all over themselves and others when working. I will post more of their
work so watch out for TOY CAT ART. SEE YOU AGAIN.
How to LOOK like a toy cat
:-D:-D:-D
Jasmine (our lovely friend and er "helps" us write as our claws have been freshly cat-icured) is not content with looking feline like, like a brunette Persian cat. She wants to be a toy cat. So I graciously gave her some kitty cat fashion tips including wearing a cossack hat. The white gives her an Aurora cat look and the black coat gives her an Eartha feel. Meeoomeowww. All she has to do now is sit perfectly still for the rest of her life and she has passed the toy cat test!
:-D:-D:-D
Which brings me onto the subject of makeovers. Now we know Persita is a bit ragged and grey...
PERSITA TOY CAT says- Ah ya black furry big bad menace well at least I dont look like a giant furry piece of coal! You look like something a mean Scottish man would give as a Xmas present.
EARTHA says- And you look like something he would reject. Meow! Check out this video of Aurora giving Persita a makover with squirty eye cream and cult rose flower hit the head treatment. She ends up looking like toothpaste, David Bowie in 1974 and a clown cat. Also one of me and Aurora dressed as Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner.
VIDEO LINKS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8q-0mgko9
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS1tzh5MHY
Meow ciao for now!
LOVE X
EARTHA CATx
A TRIO OF ROYAL CATS
THE Many Celebrity Looks of Aurora Toy Cat
Endearing, whimsical and pretty peach, I look like Grace Kelly and Zsa Zsa Gabor. I is also delightfully eccentric.
Here I am in various celebrity and cultural guises. As you would expect from Sun Beach lady puss herself. Terry Cat-chette, a pun on Cat Loving author Terry Pratchette, an eskimo, Superkitty, the Virgin Mary, a DJ and Turban bathing cat. Unfortunately grouch grey herself Persita insisted on appearing in the photos and so one is included of her and me Aurora as Rock Gods.
Meowsers I am sorry Persita had to come in and sabotage my beautiful photo set. I hope it does not spoil your viewing too much.
Meow for now
x =@=
Princess Aurora the 1st. Heir to the Royal Furiness of Catworld throne. Maxim of the day- A cat may look at a king, especially if the king is a cat and the cat is his wife.
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